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spacerobot123456789:

*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

sherlocksprayers:

judge a person by who they want on the iron throne

Did I really jst krash?

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.


yikes

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.

yikes

asian:

don’t tell me what to do.

asian:

don’t tell me what to do.

as-a-matter-of-fart:


not-pizza:

It hurts even from here

I would fucking murder that person

as-a-matter-of-fart:

not-pizza:

It hurts even from here

I would fucking murder that person

thebootygoon:

cant keep ya eyes off my fatty daddy i want u 

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(na na) 

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surfbourdt surfboardt 

alwaysnatz:

So Robert Downey Jr. is on twitter now and honestly I didn’t expect anything less

judymartn:

American Horror Story: Murder House

 A Summary

mathsturbation:

when your mom didn’t get groceries and there’s literally just bread to eat 

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