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raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

albrie:

wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET

titytwochainz:

remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like

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the-goddamazon:

OH MY GOD

harryedward:

me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up

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dogjpeg:

Nintendo DS’s law is the observation that, as soon as you finally decide on and buy a DS, Nintendo will come out with a new and better model that you want more.

hidenagachika:

imla ughging so ha r ddd fcuckfk

actuallyxana:

hetaliangonewild:

When I go back to school tomorrow

what kind of connection does this guy have how does he make these omfg

people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS

people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS

rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

vinebox:

shouldnt:

'my fucking cinnamon apple'

'you was my daisy'

human:

wtf did i just watch