madeagoestohell:

i used to think the word “primadonna” was spelled like “pre-madonna” but then i realized that nothing in this world is older than madonna

inlouiswethrust:

Every day my brother buys a bottle of Dr. Pepper and puts it in the fridge and leaves to work/school

Every day he gets home and doesn’t find it in the fridge

I’ve convinced him that he never bought the soda in the first place and he believes me.

Every single time.

basedgosh:

which horny geologist named this mineral

The Perks of Being a Wallflower trailer 

eternalmakeoutparty:

motelbarbie:

What would Devon think?

partouse:

Moral of the story?

Never leave your porn on when you’re in the Library.

cosmo-kramer-the-assman:

vincent van gogh fuck yourself

thepurebloodprincess:

who decides what goes on the tumblr radar

like seriously

rochellejanee:

i posted this on my friends wall

and people were bitching about how it was creepy 

so then i posted this

woofuckingjiho:

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

thestrangernextdoor:

sweetlasers:

hey i just met you

and this is jay z

but here’s beyonce

and blue their baby