guynecologist: wouldnt wanna
hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
Anonymous asked: I'm getting my clitoris pierced on Monday, yay! :-)
Anonymous asked: be my friend
Anonymous asked: What countries have you been too?
lizzlemcguizzle: i take you to the candy shop
lumos5000: i’m a sci-fi girl in a sci-fi world life is plastic it’s fantastic
slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers
sloth-grunge: do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
Anonymous asked: What would I do for a Klondike bar? Well, I would rip my nipples off with pliers and put them down the garbage disposal.
cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
Anonymous asked: Lickin' up the clit, make you savor every drip <3
just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time
doctordonna: glitterandpebbles: whatothershenanigans: thecorruptedquietone: prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. #and the doctor never has to kiss...
“reblog as link” is the worst thing to happen ever
tea-tears-and-bbc: fiddickodair: don’T try TO TELL ME THat this is not High school AU Ten & Rose OMG
legendariess: Are you a or a
Anonymous asked: Shut the fuck up, get on your knees, and lick my juicy clit here bitch.
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
canadianslut: I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this