December 2011
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girl: wow i seriously hate two faced people
nearby are conjoined twins, who silently weep together upon overhearing
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people still make mean girls gifs
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so earlier i was looking at some ron caps for a graphic when i noticed something strange uh huh right right ok wait what the fuck is that in the corner hOLY SHIT o hmy god???
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me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
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Next thing you know we're going to be forced to...
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Me: my teenage years are gonna be a blast!
Life: whoops sorry
High school: haha yeah right
Highschool parties: lol nope you're not invited
Friends: we don't need you anymore lol
Food: I'll be your best friend
Tumblr: lol I'm here for you
Me: okay
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watevvr: cuz when ur 15 and someone on the internet tells you ur perfect ur gonna believe them
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h0ckeymom: i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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masturbation-is-illegal: London learning how to drive
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black person: I hate white people
everyone: true dat
white person: I hate black people
everyone: RACIST!
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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
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Rules of tumblr
Don’t have this theme:
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Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
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1280 years in the future
historian: i will now teach you a classical dance which has been danced at the courts of kings and queens for centuries
historian: to the left
take it back now y'all
one hop this time
right foot let's stomp
left foot let's stomp
slide to the right
slide to the left
cha cha real smooth
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“don’t you die on me,” i say to my computer as i run to get the charger
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k-val: owenpayne: unfriendlyblackhottiez: dundermilfflin: 12041993: oh GOD NOT THIS AGAINFKSDLHdgyio YES ITS BACK I WAS LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS BLESS I’M CRYING Jaajajajjaaj dumb bitch
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